After being pretty darn sick last week, I need some funny words to get me through today and the rest of this week at work.  Just a little something light-hearted to make reading these e-mails (and responding) not such a chore.  Who else better than Tina Fey? (or Liz Lemon or Sarah Palin!)

ImageI saw this hilarious quote from her and had to share:

Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

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